HeaThen WoRLD ~ Hate Mail!

YO! 'dis is GooD. HeaThen WoRLD's inbox is a scary place. We're talking lots of email.. a bunch of junk mail .. delete, delete, delete.... a bunch of emails about the Origins of Band Names page. Way cool! ... and then there's the dreck .. a steady stream of funny, ugly rants and raves and questions triggered by innocent little HeaThen WoRLD Two parts of the website have triggered the most hate mail: a rather cynical article called Jim Morrison is Alive, and a little gallery called the Drugged Fat Alien Elvis Gallery. A page of fake personal ads has been a good source of funny emails. The collection of emails here is barely scratching the surface.

For the sake of reference, this page indicateds which ranters are from AOL. I've always chuckled at the thought of AOL. I picture the users as a somewhat naive, suburban shopping mall breed of netizens. There are also a few old school folks in the crowd that just can't get away from that email address that served them so well in the 90's. Whatever the AOL crowd really is, they sure have an ugly streak! You'll notice that the most wildly out of control rants are from lovely AOL users.. morally outraged, hormonally imbalanced, incensed, who the hells knows.. but they just love to heap abuse on little ole' HeaThen WoRLD

You too, can join the party, just browse over to the contact page and let us know what you think. Ok. So now onto the fun stuff: HeaThen WoRLD's hate mail!

fuck you ass holes, makein that page about jim morrisons still alive your just a bunch of assholes who never had sex.

IF JIM IS ALIVE THEN I AM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.......YOUR SITE IS ONLY A CHILDISH PRANK ON THE INTERNET..WHY DON'T YOU PERK IT UP WITH OTHER, DIFFERENT INTERESTING SUBJECTS...LIKE REINCARNATION OR ASTRAL PROJECTION..AT LEAST THAT IS MORE TO BELIEVE IN..THAN JIM MORRISON OR ELVIS IS BOTH STILL ALIVE..UMM! NASTY, NASTY, NASTY..SICK MINDS YOU HAVE??? J.C.

AOL user

You are all a bunch of fucking idiots. If Jim was still alive he would kick your asses for making this bullshit website.

are you shitting? if not then send me a picture of him... and how come cnn or mtv doesn't know...if your saying the trueth...i owe you my life...

is that really Jim Morrison? I need to know. I'm a big fan of his and I truley believe he is dead. That kind of upset me. I don't knw whether to believe it or not.

AOL user

Just to tell you how low you are I'm sending this . I did not look at your rediculous slanderous site but was told about you. Pick on someone alive who could get back at you. Defaming the dead shows how stupid you are.

Do you also abuse children and animals to hurt people who are normal?

Is that thing about Jim Morrison true? Where did you get the information from???

Hey man you are so full of shit!!!!!!!!! I know you think its a joke to mock Jim Morrison but that song is just the last straw!!!!! I hope you go to hell!!!

you idiot!

You fucking asshole.How the fuck can you make fun of JIM MORRISSON like that.I fucking hope that satan devours your sole and then spits you the fuck out.You should fucking die you low life cock sucking mother fucker.If I could get my hands on you I would fucking kill you.

He didn't write that song why would he do such a thing?? If he wrote that i don't know the Doors to well Jim was a weird one but to insult himself why for what reason?

And by the way, If you knew anything about Jim, you would know that Jim didn't write that song. Jim was a poet- every song he sang was a poem that he had written! That, only a true Doors fan would know!

hod do you know that jim morrison is alive?

hello heathen,
how are you? I am good, just read your homepage and i was stunned at what i read. I believe you. I was wondering if people are allowed to write him in the mental hospital? I know he is insain now, but i am a huge fan of him and that would be my only dying wish; to contact jim morrison. I have planned for many years to see his grave. I was going to take a trip to paris just to see it. I am truley connected to his work. I am only 19; but i carry alot of wisdom with my experience. I would like to know as much as i can about him and i would love it if i could communicate with him; besides in meditation...... if you could help me; i will do anything you wish.....
good hopes and spirits,
jen

I was completely discusted by your Web page of Jim Morrison! You obviously don't even know anything about Jim Morrison!!! He was an amazing poet which you apparently don't have any respect for! I don't even know what else to say other than even though I wasn't born yet when Jim was here, I probably know more about him than most people who were actually watched him perform! And weather or not Jim is still alive or not, the way you described "The Lizard King", you obviously didn't know him or appriciate the poet in him!

I wrote back and mentioned that I'm actually a fan of Jim Morrison. He was good when he was good, and he was a sloppy pathetic drunk when he was a sloppy pathetic drunk. His excesses were so extreme he deserves every bit of the sarcasm pointed at him.

i am here to say that i am sorry for those nasty commets i said , and jim was found in a bathtub ,to confirm what you mixed in the email back which you traced , that is the third time that has happed to me , and that scares me , that poem of jim's i am the lizard king , that you made a opinoin of and some of that stuff you put in there is not even true , you don't know the lizard king ,do you ...

... A couple boring rambling paragraphs are cut out ...

... well i hope that this time i did not offend you ,and no i do not what to meet you in person , iam sorry for that email that i sent , but , you probly get that all the time or something like that , that pic is an oviuos fake , there is no source , and i think i seen some guy that look like jim , if that was jim , that was a peice of crap that guy was driving , and no i did not see his face ,this you might add to the web site , sorry , that i offened you , and please if you read this no hate mail or threats , i am soory that i offend you , "this is the end" the doors are the greatest band ever ,jim's poety is sureal, i worship the lizard king and the doors please don't dis them

Elvis is in bed with me here, he might be old in your world but not in mine. I was devestated to read that shit on his death, I come on the web to find some pictures of the sexy beast and I have to read your crap pulling him down

AOL user

WHO EVER MAKES THIS RUBBISH NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!! hOW COULD YOU SHOW SUCH UNREAL PICTURES OF THE BEST MALE(ROCK)VOCALIST OF ALL TIMES. I MUST SAY I MAY NOT BE THE BIGGEST FAN OF ELVIS, BUT BY GOD I WILL NEVER LIKE IDIOTS LIKE YOU THAT PUT THIS TRASH ON THE INTERNET!!! i PROMISE YOU i AM NOT TRYING TO PISS YOU OFF BUT THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT. SORRY IF I UPSET YOU IN ANY WAY, AND I WHEN I CAME TO THIS WEB-SIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS.

your elvis site is a disgrace and i will see to it being removed

YOU AND YOUR SITE ARE TRASH
IF ELVIS FINDS YOU, HE'S GONNA BREAK YOUR GOD DAMN NECK.
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

AOL user

Are you responsible for this The Drugged Fat Alien ELVIS Gallery I am president of an Elvis fan club and do not see any thing funny about this site. If you are the one who put it on the web I really would appreciate it if you would remove it.
This is sick humor and very distasteful to say the least. If I were not a fan I would still feel this way about this kind of stuff .

from Buckwheat

you have no heart about elvis im going to seen this to all the elvis fans n it maybe n could be fax to graceland i dont like it n your making fun of elvis but this will be sent to everyone in the elvis fan clubs.i would be ashame of yourself.thank you

u r bang out of order i doubt he died like that u thick in da head of sumthin u wont like that if ur dad or brother or even son died n ppl were makin sites like that bout him u r nasty!!!! i think if he new u done that he wood kick ur hairy fat arse round every tree in england lol!!!! i no i wood!!! aw u r nasty wat if his family sees that i dont think they will b very happy wood u b happy i no u woodnt????

wat has he done 2 u??? i no u cant answer that!!!!!!

i bet u wont reply!! plz do let me hear wat u hav 2 say!!!!!

... so ofcourse i wrote back (forgot the specifics). And the response:

You guys are a bunch of FREAKS!!!!!!

(AOL user)

So, you sick fuck, you belong to the devil I see. Good thing because you will surely go there and you deserve it. Don't you realize that there are more people in this world (and I mean world) that don't give a shit what you say or think about Elvis? How many charities have you given to in your lifetime all but the ones that worship the devil that is? You need to get a life and know that your are what we call the scum of the earth and need to die! Too bad we cant make that happen now can we? As for Elvis, only the jealous ones are bad mouthing him and the ones that like the other artists that do more harmful drugs than he ever did. I guess you like those kind because I am sure you do quite a few of them yourself. Your day will come and I wish I was there to see it because you will surely suffer a horrible death!

(the same AOL user as above)

WHAT A SICK FUCK YOU ARE! MOST THE MEN IN THIS WORLD COULD NEVER BE AS GOOD AS HE WAS. JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT PEOPLE ARE REALLY JEALOUS OF SOMEONE THAT DID GOOD FOR THE HUMAN RACE. AND BY THE WAY, HOW MANY CHARITIES HAVE YOU GIVEN TO IN YOUR SORRY ASS LIFE! WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MUSIC WOULD BE TODAY? I GUESS YOU THINK THAT THE ONES THAT TOOK THE STREET DRUGS ARE COOL YOU SILLY FUCK. I WILL HAVE PEOPLE GO TO YOU SITE AND THEN HAVE A PETITION SIGNED AND SENT TO GET YOU OFF THIS INTERNET.

There's a story behind this one ... ELViS was a bit tipsy one night and found a website offering free advice from God ... Well .. a King always likes to pal around with his equals.. so ELViS asked God a simple question :
Yo God!
i hear you are a wise man..
i'm supposed to be dead but an hiding out in a rusty little trailer north of memphis.. my question is.. will i ever get it up again before i die?
thank you, thank you very much,
Elvis

You were a beloved entertainer and an inspiration to all. Your music enlightened as well as entertained. You could fuck any chick you wanted. The world was a hot piece of ass presented to you on a silver platter. Now you are an old, fat, sedated fossil of a man on his back in a trailer looking up porno on a rent-to-own Web TV.

Us up here in heaven salute you, you great rockstar of a man, you. The answer to your question is so obvious that my own allmighty comprehention cannot access the answer. It the result of a couple of litttle bastards fucking up their own planet and expecting me to fix it. My advise to you is: Fame is a fickle bitch. Tie her ass up and fuck her while you can.
Your almighty father,
God

Hey sup? How are you doing? I just felt like e-mailing you because my sister loves Elvis and I was wondering if maybe you could give me more information on Elvis. I need information on where Elvis is living now or if he's dead. Speaking of that I heard that he was living in Washington and that he was a bus driver, is that true?? If you possibly could, could you give me some information on his personal life and info. on his relationships with girls?? Please give me information as soon as possible if you can. Thank you so much, you will be helping me and my sister out a lot.

Thanx,
BabyDoll

(AOL user)

NOW ONTO THE TOPIC OF DRUGS AND HIS BEING OVERWEIGHT!

First off let me make it perfectly clear here and I am not trying to sound like President Richard Nixon either, but ELVIS NEVER EVER EVER TOOK STREET DRUGS like Heroine, Cocaine or any of those other afrodisiacs. The pills that Elvis took were all prescription pills. The reason why Elvis took those pills was because in the last years of his life he was very physically ill. He had many illnesses that he did not let anyone especially his fans know about because he did not want his fans to worry about him.

Now anyone who has every taken prescription pills will know that they can put weight on a person. People seem to forget that Elvis was skinny 41 years out of his 42 short years on this earth. Elvis used to practically starve himself to look good for his concerts, movies and fans and he did look fantastic but he was also jeopardizing his health by doing that and he did it mostly all for us, his fans. He would sometimes go to drastic measures such as the time he went on a diet where he only ate jello all day long for days on end. People don't want to forgive him for getting heavy. Well I feel very sorry for these people and I think that they need to open up their eyes and realize that Elvis was only human. Everyone gains weight at some point in there life and Elvis was no exception to this either. People don't want to forget the Elvis of the 50's. The young, vibrant and skinny Elvis who broke onto the scene, the man that the parents all considered a threat to their children.

Well in my opinion the older Elvis got the more handsome and sexier he got and it didn't matter and still does not matter to me whether he was overweight or not. TO ME HE WAS STILL GORGEOUS! For that matter, he was, is and always will be the most gorgeous, handsome and sexiest man to ever walk the face of this earth no matter what he looked like.

This is actually only the first third of the email.. I chopped the rest out of boredom ..

you are a sick fucker. You are probably a fat ass 300 pound faget who gets off on pictures of jean claude van dam. Get a life you fat bastard.

I hope you burn in the forever flames of hell.

Trevor

I hope Elvis kicks you in your head too.

please tell me that you are on drugs because elvis was found in a bathroom ,irocially, were jim was found both legends in rock , and jim and elvis have "checked out" way back in the day , so please ,quiet making an ass out of yourself

IT TOOK A VERY SICK PERSON TO COME UP WITH THE ELVIS IS DEAD PART OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How could you ruin the memory of Elvis by describing his death in such a sick,demented and vulgar way?

# 1 Elvis fan in the U.S. Deanna

I think this is sick to do to Elvis

you guys are a bunch of sick mother@#$%^&*. you all should be strung up. i was never so sick in my life looking at all this crap. yes ia am an elvis fan, yes the man had problems but he didn't try to glorify and exploit other people like you scumbags. i hope your website rots and falls off and someone makes a sick website about crappy yellow journalism like yours just tcbing man.

your a disgrace and so is your dam website. I can't even imagine what kind of person would do this - somebody that is a very low!! Elvis accomplish more things than you could ever dream of accomplishing - i think you need to learn how to respect people especially the dead

Laura

P.S. i think you need help???

For what it's worth, the ads are all fakes. Many are inspired by real ads seen in various publications, but they all that extra HeaThen twist that makes them extra funny and hard to believe. The responses to this section are not hate mail. They are fun, though!

AOL user

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AOL user

I have no idea what I am getting into.......But I was kind of interested in what your site is based on and # 406 what is snowballing if you tell me I might be interested. Please email me back ..

thankyou...
ashley

ad #69

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Oh, you rock. I stumbled on the heathenworld personals while I was doing a web search for "vegan pervert." Laughed so hard it made the search worthwhile (even though I didn't find too many non-leather toys, sigh)

ad #69

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If you have ever been to Gary that adds a bit to this one. Gary, Indiana is one of the bleakest places you can hope to find in a first world country.

This is in response to ad# 474 (Machete Maidens). I am a 46 yr old caucausion interested in a interracial marriage.Please submit my personal information to this group, so they can send me more information. My name is Jack (street address removed) Gary,IN 46406-2409.

Thankyou, Sincerely,
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yeah man I wanna respond 2 number 666, I'm underage, have big enough boobs and love iv drugs.

later
spaz

AOL user

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AOL user responding to ad #311

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Note: the from name on this email was Douglas Brown

Hello im a 18 yr female blonde. I love sex more then anything else I know. My BF's call me slut slave. I saw your page and it looked nice.

email me back,
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I wish to know more. I am 38 year man with a lot of passionate love for my sister, with lot of loving sex.

Hey I want to respond to the "Kosher Twat" ad. Boy oh Boy I can't wait to knosh on that Kosher Twat!

---DarkAngel---

i would like to respond to ad 322
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i need you , i am weak
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Do you have any ads from females who want to correspond with males on the subject of enemas and or medical fantasy? Thanks.

(AOL user)

BITH DONT GET SMART BOUT SHIT U DONT UNDERSTAND

your weezer origin is 110% wrong pal... whered you pull that origin out of? something that rivers cuomo caughed up from his "asthma"?

This email was sent to GOD @HeathenWorld.com .. which is an address I have never used.

hey why do you hate me so much?

FUCK U!!
EAT SHIT!! U BETTER CLOSE YOUR FOOL SITE AS SOON AS U CAN!!
kiss my ass and fuck u again!

(AOL user)

sad git. jealous little shit the only way you can get attention is to slag others off you'll never be anything but a f.cked up little sh.t

I Find your web site very sick. Don,t bother writing back because I will just bin your letter. Hope you find a life.

You are definitely a sick fuck...but I love it. This is a very comedic website and it is too bad people don't calm down and enjoy it.

(we couldn't agree more!)

Your Web site is disgusting and fucking sucks!!

this is the stupidest shit i've ever read. you people are a bunch of fucking losers in thr game of life.

Your site is one place I will not visit again, which I am sure doesn't bother you but I just tought I'd let you know it..why don't you use your web design talents for pleasent things instead of of making such a negative trashy site.

What is this site all about?