After years of "abstinence only" sex education, some florida teens think that drinking a cap full of bleach prevents HIV, and drinking Mountain Dew or smoking marijuana prevents pregnancy. Ah.. the smell of that swampy backwards Christian hillbilly education..

The second biggest meat recall in history.. 87 million hamburgers full of e-Coli. How many is that? Enough to stretch across the United States almost twice.

Archaeologists recently found the stone toilet that Martin Luther sat on as he composed the manifesto that launched the Protestant Reformation. He was chronically constipated guy. This is one of many historic moments affected by the power of poop.