This website has been up since 1996 and has a surprising amount of traffic... and what a diverse, perverse bunch of goofballs you are! That's just how we like it. Please don't change. Here's a quick peek into the various twisted queries that suck people into this nitch in the web known as HeaThen WoRLD.

Web site statistics show the search terms people used to find the site. Some of the search terms make sense, and some are so irrelevant it boggles the mind. I guess those fancy search engine algorithims still have a few bugs in them.

Every now and then I hear a good search story in person. One friend excitedly told me a few months back that when he searched for "satanic suck off", one of the Reverend Furious Fury pages on this site showed up as the top hit! It makes a webmaster proud. This is the perfect website to cater to the "satanic suck off" crowd.. after all, they're already friends!

OK .. now back to the point. The statistics. These phrases are in the top 10 almost every month:

• fat elvis
• satanic sex
• band names

These phrases are in the top 100 almost every month:

• christian porn
• alien elvis
• gay nazis

"Jim Morrison is alive" shows up a few times, which leads the faithful to the ever popular Jim Morrison is Alive page.. they're not always happy with what they find. They evidently don't appreciate Heathen World's brand of tabloid journalism.

"Latin Kings" and "Gangster Disciples" often lead people to the graffiti galleries. A "gang identification training website" even links to Heathen World. I'm not sure the tags are identified right, but I guess that's good enough for law enforement.

Here are a few of the more amusing search strings that have popped up lately:

• shittiest fucking web site ever
• nazi dwarf
• Vanna White
• thugs with big dicks
• nude kkk chicks
• wiggles death metal
• my ass smells
• devil baby
• abnormal big tits
• sex with a succubus
• satanic lesbians
• Myra Clark sued which city?
• where can I find stink bombs very cheap?
• pierced noses dirty feet
• pierced punk pussy
• straight guys masturbate
• elvis dead fat
• acid local dealer LSD
• hairy hippie woman nudist
• god is dead
• snow balling
• Nostrodamus predictions
• transgendered slut
• elf sex posing
• Clarke Gable (!!)