Florida Bumper Stickers
(inspired by the year 2000 election)
If you think we can't vote, wait 'till you see us drive.
Home of electile dysfunction.
We count more than you do.
If you don't like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
Relax, Retire, ReVote.
Viagra voters do it again and again!
Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles