Personality Typing by Drinks
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The Results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality:
Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, make eye-contact, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always very simple and clear cut:
Drink: Domestic Beer
Personality: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Drink: Imported
Beer
Personality: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Drink: Wine
Personality: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Drink: Whiskey
Personality: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
Drink: Tequila
Personality:
He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
Drink: White
Zinfandel
Personality: He's gay.