To the tune of "Jimgle Bells"
My ass smells, my ass smells, my ass smells today,
Oh what fun I had last night and now I have to pay-AY!
My ass smells, my ass smells, my ass smells today,
Oh what fun it is to sit upon the bowl all day.
Dashing to the bowl, saying, "Get out of my way!"
Over the bowl I sit, clenching all the way-AY!
Jalapenos sting, making my ass fry,
Oh what pain my bunghole feels, I think that I may cry.
Oh, my ass smells, my ass smells, my ass smells today,
Oh what fun I had last night and now I have to pay.